STRYKER (1983)

Directed by Cirio H. Santiago

Stars: Steve Sandor, Mike Lane, Andrea Savio, William Ostrander

"The nuclear holocaust wiped out all semblance of rhyme or reason."

So, that explains this movie! Just another one of the myriad Mad Max rip-offs set in a post nuclear world. Tribes of humanity battle each other for water, the most precious commodity on earth. Forget your stocks, bonds, and 401-K's, Evian is the currency of the future.

What makes this low budget actioner worth watching is the sight of all the women dressed in little leather shorts. We get rape, decapitation, bitches getting smacked up, midget abuse, and a golden shower. And STILL this movie is boring. WTF?!! And surely oil is just as vital as water, since everybody in this film drives some kind of souped up vehicle, including tanks.

With so many actors running around in this cast, you'll need the following color coded guide to figure out what the hell is going on. Good guys wear brown, beige, white, and a smattering of black. Bad guys wear mostly black. Hope this helps.