FADE TO BLACK (1980)
Directed by Vernon Zimmerman
Stars: Dennis Christopher, Tim Thomerson, Linda Kerridge, Mickey Rourke
"NOBODY pushes Cody around!!"
Watch this instructional video and master Eric Binford's easy 12-Step Program to a Short Unsuccessful Life. An excellent plan to lose friends and influence nobody.
1. Watch classic cult films obsessively.
2. Smoke too much; sleep too little.
3. Work in an oppressive, hostile environment.
4. Fixate on a certain dead blonde bombshell to a disturbing degree.
5. Refuse the notion that fore-mentioned dead blonde bombshell is D-E-A-D.
6. Live with a freaky "aunt" who loves back rubs (ewwww...) Push her wheelchair bound ass down a flight of stairs as soon as possible.
7. Dress up as Dracula, watch Night of the Living Dead, murder foul-mouthed streetwalker. OK, accidentally murder the whore, but definitely drink her blood on purpose.
8. Put on your Hopalong Cassidy duds and pokerize jerky co-worker.
9. Mummy shuffle your boss to death.
10. Bust some rapid caps gangsta style in a Hollywood producer's chest area. Take that you dirty rat!
11. Drug a dizzy blonde bombshell wanna be and flee to Mann's Chinese Theater.
I've heard this system works. I can't post any testimonials though (see Step 12.)